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My Week on The Rock

Not the prison in San Francisco Bay. Or the Sean Connery movie. No, not the wrestler, either. I’m talking about the British colony of Gibraltar. As I write this, I’m sitting in my flat (that’s “apartment” to you Yanks) looking out at the Mediterranean (or is it the Atlantic?) and watching a 737 taxi across the main road on this side of town.

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I’m wrapping up a week here doing some work for a local company that bought our product from the UK office, who in turn discovered they didn’t have anyone available that could actually install it. So I got up last Sunday and headed out to the airport for a 3 hour flight to Orlando, where I transferred to a British Air flight into Gatwick, followed by another 3 hour flight to Gibraltar. If the 16 hours of travel weren’t enough, there was no one to meet me at the airport so I had to wait an hour to get in touch with my local contact and get to the office, where I proceeded to work for 6 hours.

Here's the view from my office window:

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That's Africa on the horizon out the left window pane..

.. and that's Europe (Spain) out the right half.

That’s enough to try the patience of most folks, but apparently I wasn’t done. It’s hot and VERY humid here, and there’s no air conditioning in the place they rented for me (along with the warning that was kind of a dump, but lodging’s hard to find), no telephone, no Internet, and the television didn’t have the right kind of plug for the outlet. Then, just to be sure I was acclimated, I stayed up until 11pm and finally, after 32 or so hours, I went to sleep..

The next day after work I at least discovered another plug that I could use on the TV, which was basically the life preserver for my sanity.. I also managed to find some decent food, and with the discovery of the night before that it cools off enough at night to keep the sliding doors and windows open, enjoyed a movie on the telly (along with some Dr. Pepper I found at the nearby petrol station!).

By Thursday, I had enough work done to leave half an hour early (you know, by 6:00) and catch a quick tour up the rock to see the sights, which primarily means the monkeys. While our driver offered to get one to sit on your shoulder for a picture, no one spoke up right away. However, I was the last one exiting the van, and the monkey sitting on top decided he’d take matters into his own hands and hopped on so he’d get his peanuts anyway.

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  I’m done working now and getting ready for the 19 hour trip home, which includes a flight to London’s Gatwick airport, an hour car ride to London’s Heathrow airport, a long flight to Chicago, where I’ll meet up with my niece who was going to fly home to Dallas alone but now has a first class seat next to me instead.

In the end, I got a lot done, saw as much as I could have hoped, and ended up enjoying myself despite the way things started. Maybe I’ll be back in a few months (although I better not go without Kristie next time!).

Here are the rest of my pictures from the trip.

Beware Yarmulke-Clad, Sesame-Street-Watching Giants on Small Planes
I was flying on a small regional jet home from Rochester via Chicago on Friday and experienced first-hand something you only hear about on CNN..
 
The guy in front of me was very tall (probably 6'4", 250lbs), and had his laptop on the tray table. (While not directly relevant to the story, I will point out that he was watching Sesame Street on his laptop with a pair of outsized headphones complete with microphone boom.)
 
About halfway through the flight, the woman (the Reclinor) in front of Mr. Big Sesame Street Watcher opted to lean her chair back. He shot his hand out to stop her, which is not an uncommon thing given the damage reclining seats can do to laptop screens. At the risk of going off on a rant about the need to completely remove this option or install a locking device for use by the victim sitting behind the reclinor, I'll just point out that she probably should have checked with him before continuing on..
 
After a minute or so (assumedly giving him enough time to get his laptop out of the way a bit), she tried again. Things got interesting from this point on, as he hit the back of her chair with enough force to knock her forward in her seat. This process repeated twice more, each time with him becoming more and more violent. Just as I was about to hit the call button, she beat me to it and the flight attendant came back and escorted him to an empty seat near the front.
 
The Reclinor, a woman across the aisle from her, and myself all spoke with the attendant about what had happened and she brought back drinks and food, and asked us to fill out an incident report when we landed.
 
The moral of this story? Beware of yarmulke-clad, Sesame-Street watching giants in very small planes. Oh, and PLEASE just don't recline in the first place! My knees (and laptop) thank you in advance..